by Charlie » Sat Jan 12, 2008 07:12:54 PM
Well the verdict is in, the jury's gone home and the headline reads "Raymond is a Secret Collection Agent" How do I know this? Because you just can't get rid of him! Raymond, I did take some of your advice seriously though, I read quite a few of the forums posts----your posts actually. And I now see what the problem is, you have absolutely zero social skills. With this in mind, please find this helpful. Tomorrow morning, first thing, jump on your computer and quit at least 80% of the forums you belong to, not everyone is interested in your opinions. Next, tell the 50 cats you live with that you won't be able to mentor them today because you are going out! Then head out to a mall, or some place with a lot of people and try to communicate with them, face to face. Here are some things you should avoid doing. #1 When you meet someone for the first time, do not beat them over the head and act like a smart ass, nobody likes that. #2 Try not to be obnoxious, arrogant, and condescending, I know this will be difficult for you,but try. #3 Don't talk about Nazis, Fascism, Hilter, or anything like that. It doesn;t matter how drunk or stupid you are, you will not make friends. In fact, it is so offensive you will probably make enemies. #4 When someone tells you to go away------"Go Away" If not, then like most of the rest of the people who used to be in your life, they too will get restraining orders! Raymond, if you try the above and still fail, it's ok, you can go back to teaching your cats html and posting to the many forums you belong to on Monday. And by the way, leave Brian Pitkin alone, he doesn't like you either!