by Raymond » Fri Feb 02, 2007 12:00:00 AM
How to Talk to a Collection Agent (If You Must)
Ha, that's an easy one. Shouldn't take more than 2 or 3 days. Then you might hear from them once or twice more. But simply drive the stake in again. Same advice as to blogger, the holy and "Reverend Bill Wells" except to add one more hint:
Just think: What goes around comes around, ie. put yourself in your opponent's position. What would it take to get them to stop calling you?
And I'm certainly not talking about anything illegal here. It's so so so obvious. I can't spell out the details on a public website but really it should jump right out at you. But keep in mind that once one agency gives up on you, the creditor will usually rotate it to at least 2 more - the old Total Credit Recovery principle that "persistence wears down resistance" Still, no problem; just apply the same method again. I guarantee that results will be the same. After all the zombies are pretty homogeneous.
Obviously, reasoning with them is a waste of time for they're just like the "undead" in the old Dracula movies, if you are old enough to remember them. They are not there to listen to you. They have only one purpose and that is to suck you dry. Nothing else. Look at Milo, need I say more? By now surely, you must have seen - it would be madness not to- that another method is required. Why do people keep on sending in the same irksome complaints about collectors and expect different results by using the same method i.e., trying to reason with them. They're not rational animals. Well they're animals but not rational.
Since the bulk of postings are from folks complaining about their treatment from collection agents, it seems that what is most needed is a manual, not simply on credit, but a book on how to talk with collection agents (if you must). Even if one was written, the author would probably have to hire a collecton agency to get payment for it from his target market.
CBV! They're my 3'rd favorite collection agency next to Nordon and ARO. They also provided a great deal of side splitting laughter. You didn't say which office was calling you; no matter, all of them are pathological liars and bluffers. Not to be taken seriously, but they are certainly good for comic relief. In my experience, their Montreal office has the biggest pathological liars; but they're all cut from the same cloth (if Reverend Wells will forgive the expression).
By the way, if Telus was going to sue you they would have done so long ago. Maybe a moot point, the debt is likely stats barred if you live in Ontario or Alberta under the new 2 year limitation acts. Not too sure about the other provinces. Agencies will try to bluff you. Keep in mind that a lot of agencies have ATT's ANI (automatic number identification) which will bypass call blocking or unregistered numbers. So if you don't want an agency to call back you use a pay phone. Often they'll try to get you call a 1-800 number by mail solicitation with a phoney offer in order to get your unlisted number so they can harrass you via telephone. Ask Wayne Macleod, Deanna Natale or George Krieser at Total Credit Recovery.
Who said, "There's a fool born every minute?" Was it P.T. Barnum or was it Wayne Macleod et al?
Ray